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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 04:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

How Dragonfly will support the search for life on an uninhabitable world - NASASpaceFlight.com -

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Scientists discover giant underground sponge capable of supplying water to rivers and cities - Earth.com

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Not into AI? This Windows 11 update improves gaming performance. - Windows Central

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Bruins Hire Former Forward Marco Sturm As New Head Coach - NESN

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Are Turks ashamed of their Islamic heritage?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Why am I attracted to older men?

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

Orchestral Music: How well synchronised in time do musicians have to be to sound as if they are playing together?

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Why can't NASA just bite the bullet and launch a plainly simple mission, audited by flat earther peers start to finish that definitively proves to even the smallest minds that the earth is an oblong spheroid, and not flat?